What I would do for a Klondike Bar

1.  Extract two dollars from wallet, so as not to have enough capital to go crazy, but giving myself a little leeway nonetheless.

2.  Walk to the gas station across the street.

3.  Select Klondike Bar (checking for dents, unwrappings, etc).

4.  Peruse shelves for other potential delights.

5.  Approach counter.

6.  Pay.

7.  Return home.

8.  Consume Klondike Bar with great voracity.